[Beyoncé] You gonna tell me the concept of this telephone video or what?
[Lady Gaga] Well...
First of all, this song is not as good as 'Bad Romance' And it's not even close to 'Poker Face' or 'Just Dance' So I will distract them by getting half naked And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink, sink The kitchen sink, sink What do you think, think? I will prove that I don’t have a penis, wink, wink
First I'll get stripped naked by some burly prison guards Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard, yard
[Beyoncé] This video seems goofy, you should just do it alone Besides, I’m getting sick of all these songs about phones
[Lady Gaga] Bail me out of jail, then we pause for some bad dialogue We poison everyone, including a cute duck Then we start to dance and there’s dead people everywhere As usual, I'll have lots crazy crap in my hair
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-product placement Hide the d-dead bodies in the b-b-basement
Blood and guts and boobs and buts And I just want to make your head explode
Beep beep beep b-b-beep beep beep That was 'Lady Gaga' in Morse code
[Beyoncé] If you think I'm doing this Then you’re a crazy bastard You must've blown a gasket Are you trippin' on acid? As a child were you abused by some big crazy bastard? And did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket?
I just want to do a simple shoot with dancing You used to be a diva, now you’re Marilyn Manson
[Lady Gaga] You’re gonna do my video and do it my way I’d hate for something bad to happen to your family
[Beyoncé] My family-ay?
[Lady Gaga] That’s right, Beyonce! A piano might accidentally fall on Jay-Z
[Beyoncé] Somebody help me, cause I don’t wanna sing anymore She's got a gun to my head on the dancefloor
[Lady Gaga] Rub-ah-dub-dub, three nuns in a tub And their doin' it with a garden gnome
[Beyoncé] Please don’t beat me up but I have to ask what does that have to do with a telephone?
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