It seem like a silly choice For a grown man to use this voice "The Postal Service" did it first I sound like them but 10 times worse A cloud pooped out a rainbow turd I'm just singing random words I make songs with bleeps end bloops I sometimes write with apple loops
Electronic wuss, electronic wuss I sound like total puss The oceans constellations make me cry
Swimming in a lemon creek Tadpoles tickle my butt cheeks A bearded nun flies through the sky I wrote this song when I was high I make love to birds and bees And masturbate to redwood trees A dragon's balls will drop today A centaur screams: "hip hip hooray"
Electronic wuss, electronic wuss Lets all smoke some purple kush Prepubescent girls think I'm so deep
My sitting posture is really bad Holycrap here comes my dad
Dad Your mother and I are trying to get some sleep
I asked the strongmen in the sky "Why do donuts have to die?" I had a dream the other night That Elmo and I got got in a fight I couldn't make my punches land I noticed I had lobster hands Then a snake wearing a vest Said: "Did you study for the test?" What test?
I woke up and wrote this tune It's going to get me tons of poon Come ride with me in my sensitive ballon
Dad Turn that god damned Casio off and go to bed!!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.