Watching Game of Thrones I haven't left home Told everyone that I had the flu It's an obsession I'm filled with depression cus it's the end of season two Now, my, friends all tell me that I've lost my grip on reality They tell me it's just a nerd show, but Dragons are real to me Some day those dragons will be grown Daenerys will be my queen and when we reclaim the throne you won't be allowed in our house Don't call me at nine On a Sunday Night I don't care who died I'm filling my mind with sword fights, and quests, horse lord, and incest. When Ned died I cried Watching Game of Thrones its like a black hole Wanna kill Joffrey with his own shoes Magical kingdoms with naked women and none of them have silicon boobs And If the seven kingdoms did exist I would drink and party with that imp Viserys had gold poured onto his head He's no fucking dragon now he's dead Ouch I'll sick my dierwolf on ya If you get in my way He's actually a chihuahua But he'll still rip off your face I only leave my apartment to put the rent in the mail That's right I still pay my bills cus Lannister's repay their debts I'm joining the Knights Watch It's my birthright I'll stand watch for WhiteWalkers in the snow. This Wall kind of blows No hot chicks, just bros and old crusty guys Watching Game of Thrones I feel bad for John Snow It seems like he's always getting screwed Gave up on Mad Men cus nothing happens except for when Don's wife sang Zou bisou The Lannisters all look like Surfer dicks Jamie banged his sister she's a bitch No one knows that King Joeffrey's their kid Except for maybe Peter Dinklage this is best role
[Rap] This is nothing but nerd shit You better get a damned grip and go outside and get some fresh air Get your fat butt un-stuck from the chair ain't a dragon slayer just a loser in your underwear Wait a second did I just see a pair boobs If you don't mind I'm gonna chill for a few with you Dude, why is that girl pretending she a boy yo? Oh shit that witch just give birth to a cloud of smoke! How'd that hot naked blond chick survive the fire Isn't Mayor Carcetti from the Wire I apologize for being so shitty before This show is Lord of the Rings but with titties galore But I'm sure who I'm supposed to root for I like Rob Stark but I like the dwarf more Call my manager and cancel my tour I gotta read A Storm of Swords Oh Theon Greyjoy you were a nice boy til you had those two kids barbequed Winter Is coming I'm not sure what that means but you can bet it's probably bad news I'm not playing music anymore From now on you can just be Maroon 4 Next time they do they The Voice I won't be there Tell Ceelo his cat can have my chair Cus I'm stuck in Game of ThronesTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
