(This is a pirate transmission from The Key of Awesome)
KATNISS All you, all you Gullible pre-teens You'll buy any crap If it involves me This song is on the charts And I can barely sing I won an Oscar Give me a Grammy Are you, are you Looking at the screen? They made four movies You just needed three They Peter Jackson-ed it And stretched it out cha-ching 'Cause young adults Run the economy
PRODUCERS We ripped you off We work behind the scenes You wanted more Katniss We want your money Just like the Capitol Now that's some irony Now let's repackage This track with a beat
KATNISS Do you, do you Have a lozenge for me? My voice is so hoarse I'm really struggling Could someone tag me out Or bring me some hot tea Cus I've never sung Profesionally
LORDE I'm Lorde, I'm bored And I also can't sing But my producer Fixes it for me I am a role model Beacause I'm not trashy I may sound drunk But I have dignity
TOGETHER We are the last Hope for humanity We both are talented Marginally Compared to Kardashians Miley and Nikki We're the closest things that you could call classy
PARENTS Yes, you and you Are family friendly You don't show your ass
KATNISS Not intentionally I curse and fart a lot
TOGETHER And sometimes on TV But we're J-Lorde The hero Gotham needs
KIM JONG UN (This is a pirate transmission from Korea) I'm Un, I ruined Your stoner comedy Now I'll do the same to Hunger Games Part 3 (and a half) And did you know President Snow is my homie We're going to kill Your movie industry (Excpet from Kevin movies These are the best Back to work!)Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.