[Verse 1] He left me for that other girl, and yeah, he left this T-shirt too That finished baseball jersey from Bowie's tour in '72 (bummer) And my best friend got a boyfriend and she finished for ten months Not over so she's calling and expects me to pick up (uh-uh) I wish that I could help them, I'm so sorry for their pain (Boo hoo, good luck with that)
[Chorus] Not my problem, not my problem What a twist of fate, they would have to wait Not my problem, they just talk and talk and talk (blah, blah, blah) La, da, da, da, da, not my problem
[Verse 2] My brother used to rat me out, sit back and watch the fight He wants me to be his alibi for where he was last Friday night (yeah, right) My guitar player came begging for my 57 strap (I love it when they beg) To impress this girl, but the last guitar I lent him, he never gave it back (Haha, keep on begging) I wish that I can help them But there's only so much time (you do the math)
[Chorus] Not my problem, not my problem What a twist of fate, they would have to wait Not my problem, they just talk and talk and talk (blah, blah, blah, blah)
[Bridge] I don't wanna seem viscous I don't wanna come off heartless Callous, get this, they treat me like a doormat I won't take that anymore (guess it's time they read the manual)
[Chorus] Not my problem, not my problem They can save their breath and save themselves instead Not my problem, it may not be PC, but it works for me Not my problem, not my problem What would they do if they were me? Well, that could never be Not my problem (not my problem) They just talk and talk and talk (blah, blah, blah) La, da, da, da, da, not my problemTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.