[Voice recording] (Is it recording?) Yup- what up, Kara? Happy birthday, sweet pea. Uh, I know you're probably turnin' up, but just wanted to wish you a happy birthday and talk to you for a minute, but I hope it was a good one, bear-bear. Um, I hope yo- I mean it look like you're showing well. Keep killin' em, smack a white man, I'll talk to you later, peace
[Verse 1] Damn, the dickhead blues When your time becomes somebody else's refuge Damn, the dickhead blues Make a vacation outta you Damn, the dickhead blues When you are stuck sinking in someone's lagoon Like a spoon drowns in a stew What kind of meal are they making of you?
[Pre-Chorus] Thinking cupid calls for you End up gum on someone's shoe Makes me feel like I don't have a clue
[Bridge] My dilemma is always a dickhead Who's drunk on the daily news Like coyotes in culottes Clawin' for coffee in open-toed shoes I'm no longer amused by losers Who find themselves losing me That's why I choose
[Chorus] I'm not as worthless as I once thought I am pretty top-notch I am pretty top-notch I am pretty top-notch I'm useful
[Verse 2] Damn, the dickhead blues When ur feeling as broke as a bottle of booze Damn, the dickhead blues Like a soda straw strangling you
[Pre-Chorus] Thinking cupid calls for you And end up gum on someone's shoe Makes me feel like I don't have a clue
[Refrain] If I had a heart, if I had a heart If I had a heart, if I had a heart I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start If I had a heart, if I had a heart If I had a heart, if I had a heart I'd know where to start (Start) I'd know where to start (Start, start) I'd know where to start (Start) I'd know where to start (Start, start) If I had a heart, if I had a heart If I had a heart, if I had a heart I'd know where to start (Start) I'd know where to start (Start, start) I'd know where to start If I- I'd know- If I- If I- Know where If I- If I had-
[Outro] I'm not as worthless as I once thought I am pretty top-notch I am pretty top-notch I am pretty top-notch I'm usefulTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
