[Intro: Kai Bowman]
I'm in prison
No like I'm literally in prison
For multiple counts of murder
My bail is like very-- whatever
Ya know I didn't do it
I swear
It was
The knife's fault
Ya know

[Verse 1: Kai Bowman]
Used to get cornered by the paparazzi
Now I wake up and the guards harass me
The Mexicans tell me that I'm a chimpanzee
The only game we can play in here is 'Yahtzee!'
The bed, it feels like a brick
Actually, I think it is a brick?
The food in here makes me feel sick
I think it's made of boogers so I eat it quick
Actually I don't, I'm starving to death
Why have they appointed a duck to be the chef
I met Spider-Man yesterday, he changed his name to Steph
My roommate, his name is Jeff
Jeff's a cool guy, he eats rice
We're not allowed rice, how does he get it here
I guess I'll never know
Now let's meet Po


[Verse 2: Kai Bowman]
Po's fat and gay
He stinks of fish and hey
He took a dump on my bed in May
And Jeff thought it was okay
Lommy's quite fun
He smuggles in guns
The Mexicans love him cause he killed his own son
In his gang, he is number one
Once I got swirlied down the toilet
Down there, I met Remi's brother
His name is Emil, and he's a bloody rat
Get off my face you rodent

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