Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you, So just sit down and listen.
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time) And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
WOW, You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring, That sort of gift don't mean anything, Not gonna get you a fancy car, Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star, Not gonna get you a house in the hills, A girl like you needs somethin' real, Wanna get you somethin' from the heart.
Somethin' special girl: It's my dick in a box, My dick in a box, girl It's my dick in a box, (uuuuu) My dick in a box, girl, See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' And I got just the one, Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none.
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It's easy to do just follow these steps One: Cut a hole in a box Two: Put your junk in that box Three: Make her open the box And that's the way you do it!
It's my dick in a box... My dick in a box, girl It's my dick in a box, My dick in a box, girl
Christmas: dick in a box Hanukkah: dick in a box Kwanzaa: a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box Over at your parent's house a dick in a box Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box Yeah wow wow wow wow a dick in a box...Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
