Gather round, my faithful council I'm down bad with a case of the blues See, I just took an L, that's a tough look for hell Old Lucifer don't like to loose
It was a haul back home from Georgia Had my tail tucked 'tween my legs I never been outfiddled But I'm damn well sizzled When I went off like a powder keg! I know smoke was all he wanted Oh, he got it when he started to play And I just struck a bet That I'd come to regret 'Cause that mortal sure knew how to slay Have you heard this one before? There's a twist to the story His instrument wasn't no fiddle (What it was?) But he could make a man sing When he's playing that thing And that thing is no thing I would call little (Holy fuck!)
He said: "I'm no more an angel Than I am any friend to thee But I'll raise a hand to Heaven You ain't never met a devil like me" Yeehaw!
Then I got to running like a hog For a slaughter cut free 'Till I stopped and thought: "Hold up, he's not he Devil, I'm me!" I said: "Son, I'm the dark Lord, are you some impostor" He responded: "Sorry, I just meant that I'm a monster" Rumble time bitch Click, click, boom, baddy Papa 'pocalypse Call me that or Doomdaddy Because when I'm dropping hits, even the Earth will move I've already put half the universe under my boot He was hardly one to battle Or I thought with all that prattle Come to learn he could walk the talk (So hot) From the barrel of his chest to the barrel of his best gun Every part of him was fully cocked (Oh God!)
He said: "I'm no more an angel Than I am any friend to thee Listen up, if you've been sinnin' You don't simply get forgiven for free I'll never be caught dead with a halo But I wanna see you on your knees You can count me once outdeviled Now I know how the Devil does it, and he'll never do it better than me"
Now heed theese words All my dear demonkind This Doom Marine came from a tomby thing With a lock, that we got to find!!!
I've seen this man meet his maker Yet he stands the test of time A mean, green, lean, protein eating machine So overpowered that he's nigh divine! Right in the face of danger Did he place his wager But it wasn't for a fiddle of gold Now he sits on my throne And he can call it his own 'Cause that's what I bet against his soul (God dammit!) He said: "I told you I'm good, better remember it well I took your kingdom, but I can continue giving you hell Go tell your demons Soon I'll meet 'em if we haven't before Bye to the devil you know Hi to the devil you don't" Well that's great, today's Satan's termination Got my job usurped by my worst creation A God made Man on a sacred campaign Making the work of Lucifer like he's playin' a game Oh how I shamed myself Letting him take my crown What else to do but remove my horns! Fuck it, I'm takin' them off See, they were fake after all 'Cause I'm the Doom Marine of whom you've been warned!!!
I said: "I'm no more an angel Than I am any friend to thee If it's heatin' up in Georgia I'ma give the Devil more than just tea I'll never be caught dead playin' the fiddle But I'll fire up a BFG You can count me once outdeviled Now I know how the Devil does it And he'll never do it better than me"Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
