Hey there, pal ! Looking for work ? But sick of being pushed around by lousy bosses ? How would you like to run and manage your own business ? Well all we need from you is a little paper work And your soul ! Become a Fazbear franchisee You're more than family You're the star ! We've got a little fixer-opper for you There's lots of work here to do So let's start Cut some corners if it makes you a profit I promise You're gonna go far Frozen pizza's the best ! Not one ingredient's fresh But just tell the customer They are ! All these animatronics Have made us so famous They got an history Almost all of its heinous ! But they make us so much money How could anyone blame us ? Salvage all the old ones Shouldn't be dangerous ! I've heard a frontal lobe Removal's rather painless Better that to happen Than for us to go bankrupt And remember if you ever get hurt on the job Unfortunately corporate cannot cover your loss Come on down to Freddy's And We'll make a tycoon of you Invest all of your savings Cuz You're gonna double it soon Minimize the casualties And please, just don't get us sued Every shift will be fun If you get your duties done And clean all the blood off your shoes Just kidding ! It's only marinara you nicompoop But, Accidents do occassionally happen Here are some precautionary instructions in case of a mishap Entertainment upgrades Have a price Minor injuries are a workplace sacrifice With the animatronics you always want to play nice And keep a safe distance that's solid advice Oh, childrens love to play Boy, can they make a mess We know how much you'd love to strangle them by their necks ! Just tell those little.... Brats to give Freddy a hug ! And when it's done swip whatever's left of them under the rug Because a bad reputation Cannot be afforded Don't get rid of the problem Just get rid of the corpses Sanitation is of strictly minimal importance And if police are at the door Make sure they've got proper warrants ! Ethics and morals Are completely subjective ! As long as you prosper You need nothing corrected If anything breaks Don't sweat trainwreck: We'll just take it out of your next paycheck ! Come on down to Freddy's ! You outta stay for awhile If any children go missing Just don't let go that on file Don't get any blood on the carpet It's easier cleaning the tile And if a kid ends up dead Kill all the witnesses next And make sure it's done with a smile Now what ? You want a raise ? Maybe, after another couple days Order more decorations To cover the walls with And take remaining appendages Out of the ball pits When the bodies start rotting You'll know for sure Take your mind off it With another highscore Then we'll have a performance You and Freddy together At this family franchise That'll go on forever Come on down to Freddy's We'll suck the soul out of you ! A workshift can be deadly But We'll bring you back to life soon ! Maximise the casualties At this point we're gonna get sued And before you Can leave Clean all the carpets with bleach (seriously don't drink it) And We'll make a monster of youTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
