Scout: Got your head spinning running circles around you With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you I'll be up in your face, in the blink of an eye No I don't got wings but I don't need them to fly With a couple double jumps I'll be fleeing the zone Pick up your intel quick then I'm bringing it home I'm a pretty big deal and that's the honest truth "I mean do you even know who you're talkin' to?" (ha ha ha) Soldier: About face maggots, stand at attention Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection Forward charge with my RPG Helmet so low I can hardly see BAM! Rocket jumpin all over the place Finish you punks with a shovel to the face If that don't kill you It'll break your nose I hope you weazels are taking note! Pyro: Welcome to my magical candy-land where smiles are from ear to ear Where everyone loves each other, come. and. spread. the. CHEER! (Screams of agony) Ref.: This rap is kind of overdue right? But now it's time to meet the crew, tight! The crazy dudes of TF2 So take a side, Red or Blu? After I pick my class, I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz' thats what we were born to do Engineer: Let's set up shop and get to work Build a health dispenser if you've been hurt Plus I got plenty of sentry defences But do not touch cuz' this stuffs expensive Auto-aim rockets outta' wreck your bumpkins And just in case I need it, self destruction STEP BACK, or I'll whack you with a wrench And when my turrents spot you You're as good as dead (Ha!) Heavy: Cry some more! Run while you can You little babies Don't stand a chance They call me Heavy This is my gun When she starts spinning You better run I do not require brains or technique I have so much muscle I'll never be beat I'll mow you down wherever you stand bitch Now I am hungry, give mi sandvich (om nom nom) Okay i'm good Demoman: ARE YOU BLEEDIN IDIOT TO FIGHT WITH A DRUNKEN SCOT I'LL DOWN A SWIG OF WHISKAY FOR EVERY GRENADE I LAUNCH (KILL EM ALL) WHEREVER I GO THE EXPLOSIONS FOLLOW SO KEEP YOUR DISTANCE LADS AND I CARRY TRADITIONAL WEAPONS I'LL BLOODY YOU UP WITH AN AXE Ref.: This rap is kind of overdue right? But now its time to meet the crew tight! The crazy dudes of TF2 So take a side, Red or Blu? Pick out my favorite class Check out my fancy hats I just don't know which one to choose Medic: I am the medic so don't go far You might want a taste of my ubercharge Still a doctor but I lost my license This could be a problem, SHIZA! Always ready with a bloody bone-saw But I can't help much if your head is blown off Die Schienhud, i will win this! DONT OVERDOSE ON MY SYRINGES! Sniper: Boom! That's another headshot bloke I'm a professional You're a joke I mean please mate show some respect At least the way I'm doing it you'll get a quick death I'm from the outback where things are hectic Got a big machete that I'll slice your head with Aussie assassins aren't very common But when you hear this (Boom!) Keep on running. Spy: You probably know me for my disguise I dress as sharp as all my knives Just when you think I am on your team Au Heviour, Mon Cheri. I'm a very accomplished backstabber Who destroys your equipment with my sapper "Gentlemen, there's a spy in our mist." And he's got plenty of ass to kick Ref.: This rap is kind of overdue right? But now it's time to meet the crew tight! The crazy dudes of TF2 So take a side, Red or Blu? After I pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz' that's what we were born to do!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
