Take a boat, take a plane Go to London, go to Spain Take a train from Amsterdam to Monaco Take a loved one if you think They enjoy things that stink Cause everything is different over there
When you're in Belgium you can eat A lot of mayonnaise with your frites And no one will say hey that's too much mayonnaise Enjoy a German sausage hall Eat an Italian meatball But I hope you don't want a Twinkie Because they don't have Hostess Twinkies over there
Over there you'll never feel at ease Cause there's not much soap and there's too much cheese And everyone wears clogs and rides on trains Over there they'll make you regret that you ever Saved their asses in World War II Don't make me go over there
Cause I enjoy my freedom here And I enjoy light-colored beer I like to take showers And I like to brush my teeth every day Twice a day
They say that there's a place in France Where the naked ladies dance You can find it if you ask around And there's a hole there in the wall Where the men can see it all But the men don't care Because they chew their underwear And the underwear they chew costs a dollar ninety-two And the men go around with their ding dongs hanging down
Over there you'll never feel at ease Cause there's not much soap and there's too much cheese And everyone wears clogs and rides on trains Over there they'll make you regret that you ever Saved their asses in World War II Don't make me go over there No don't make me go over there Don't make me go over thereTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.