[MC Confusing] MC Confusing back in this, bitch! With a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket. I got a liquid facelift from my favourite big tits. And my wrist got twisted by a brick with fake spit. And you don't understand it, 'cause you're not supposed to. Like a candy cane stick in a jealous cartoon. And I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to drink a Chevy Chase face and rape Robocop 2.
[MC Historical Inaccuracy] Yo, I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy. I dropped lyrical bombs on Hiroshima in '73. I write rhymes like Shakespeare while he wrote Anne Frank's diary. Which is about the Civil War in 1812 in Germany. I'm like the Spanish inquisition when they killed Jesus. And Abe Lincoln's suicide was nothing for my thesis. Like Moses, when I focus I can split the Red Sea. Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese Army.
[MC Don't Know How To Pluralize s Word(s)] I'm MC Don't Know How To Pluralize word. I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl. When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize. But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive.
[MC Canadian Stereotype] Hello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype. I'm about to get started so let me get off the ice. But I don't want any trouble and I am always polite. Now let's hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like. But first I'll turn out curling and turn down Avril Lavigne. (po francusku): Et j'vais dire une phrase en français parce que ici on est bilingue. Oh, boy, I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee. Let's go to the hospital... Don't worry, here in Canada it's free, yay!
[MC Fatigue] MC Fatigue, did ya miss me? I'll be awake for 5 minutes, 'cause I had a coffee. I'll try to get through my verse but I really don't know. I drank that coffee about 5 minutes ago...
[MC Chorus Guy] They hired me again to sing this motherfucking chorus. I haven't found a fucking job yet. So I gotta do this bullshit. I can't take it, I'm done! I don't think that I can sing another fucking chorus. I think I'm gonna jump of a bridge. Or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did. I think my dad has a gun.
[MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees] I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees 15 miles an hour is the average speed. The queen can lay up to 3000 eggs in a day. This 'cause I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay.
[MC In The Closet Homosexual] I'm also MC In The Closet Homosexual I hide it 'cause it's easier to be heterosexual. We can't even get married in most states here in America. It's fucked up!
[MC Canadian Stereotype] Gay marriage is legal here in Canada.
[MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole] I'm MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole. Being gay is evil and it is unnatural. Jesus said to love thy neighbour but only if they are straight. Penises go in vaginas, anything else is just insane!
[MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes] I'm MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes. I shake things up like J. Fox when I get on the mic. Can knock off my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's horse. Then I put them to sleep like Heath Ledger, of course!
[MC Extremely Politically Correct] I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct. I disagree with the previous MC's lyrical content. It's offensive, insensitive and in very bad taste. Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away.
[MC Final Verse] Yo, MC Final Verse here to end the song! One was enough, we didn't need the sequel, Jon. Make a fourth 'Show me your Genitals' or a another 'Normal Guy'. But for now let's end this stupid song with the suicide.
[MC Chorus Guy] This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus. My dad's gun was in his closet. And I'm gonna end this bullshit. I had a good run! I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I'll finish the chorus. Sayonara and farewell. I guess I'll see you all in hell. Four, three, two, one...
[MC Final Verse] Oh my God, Chorus Guy killed themself.
[MC Historical Inaccuracy] Just like John Lennon and JFK.
[MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes] And O.J. Simpson's wife.
[MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees] Only one bullet? It takes a thousand bee stings to kill a man.
[MC Don't Know How To Pluralize s Word(s)] That is a lot of bay!
[MC Confusing] There's more blood than a rubber hoes bottle of foot!
[MC Canadian Stereotype] We don't tolerate that kind of hateful language in Canada.
[MC Fatigue] I'm gonna go call an ambul...
[MC Final Verse] Who's gonna sing the chorus for now on?
[MC Vagina] Hey... You can't spell 'chorus' without... Vagina!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
