What's a nine-five office job? That sounds exactly like what I want! Young man, that is one party that you may not be able to handle.
Nine to five, nine to five, Monday to Friday live! Nine to five, nine to five, Cubicles and neon lights! Nine to five, nine to five, Stay to six, get overtime! Nine to five, nine to five We mother-fucking love our lives
Wake up in the morning at six, breakfast with the wife and kids Pack yourself lunch, a ham sandwich, a juice box and carrot sticks Cafeteria food is expensive, it may not fit into your budget Hop on the bus public transit, or carpool for the environment Leave early in case there is traffic Bring a newspaper or your favourite music John Mayer, Tim McGraw, and Styx, and Jon Bon Jovi's greatest hits Get to work at 8:55, five minutes early so you have the time To pull yourself a coffee and say hi to your co-workers "Good morning guys"
Talk about the shows that were on last night Or a sports event if you're a guy The boss walks in and says "look at the time everybody get to work, it is nine!"
Nine to five, nine to five Bathroom break at 11:05 Nine to five, nine to five quality chairs that support the spine Nine to five, nine to five External calls, make sure to press nine Nine to five, nine to five We mother-fucking love our lives
Photo copiers ,fax machines On casual Friday you get to wear jeans (Yay!) How crazy is that, wearing jeans to work On the tenth of every month wear Hawaiian shirts Hawaiian shirt day, Hawaiian shirt day! Who said an office job wasn't a party?
Health insurance, paid sick-days bring baked goods to work on Tuesdays Jill's muffins are always a hit "What's the recipe, Jill?" "They're From Cosco..." "... still good choice. Yeah good choice there, nice and squishy"
Staplers, keyboards and calculations Work related conversations "Hey, did you get my work-related email? Yes I got your work-related email..."
"Your Tron screensaver is really Rad Thanks, I like your Starwars mousepad It was a gift from my dentist on my 30th birthday"
Clock strikes five, it's the end of the work day Home by six, in bed by ten Wake up and do it all over again
Nine to five, nine to five Why do I always feel like crying? Nine to five, nine to five It's not what I dreamt of as a child Nine to five, nine to five Everyday someone commits suicide Nine to five, nine to five We motherfucking hate our lives!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
