I can see it in your eyes, girl, that you're in the mood for love So I'll light some candles, pour some wine, let's sit down on the rug But there's something I must tell you, babe, before we take this step Something about me, girl, that you do not know yet
I have no penis. It was torn off In a bicycle accident in 1999. I also lost one testicle so all I have is a weird uni-ball And a rubber tube between my legs But babe, I can love you in different ways I'll make love to you with the rubber tube that I use for urinating And I'll tape two Popsicle sticks to it to make it easier for penetrating And having only one ball isn't always a bad thing It's like a pool ball in a pillowcase, it's like a cherry on a sundae
Because, girl, I have no penis. I have no cock. If it looks like I have a ball Just 'cause I stuff it with a sock Girl, I know that you're afraid But I promise, baby, if you stay That I'll put a cucumber in the microwave And babe, I will love you in different... ...ways.
Just cause I don't have a cock, it doesn't mean I can't rock. Just cause I don't have a cock, it doesn't mean I can't rock. Just cause I don't have a cock, it doesn't mean I can't rock. Don't be fooled by my lack of cock, I’m still Johnny from the block...
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