I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…Nothin’ special bout me Mutha Fucka. I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mutha Fucka. I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I got $600 in da bank Mutha Fucka. I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…And my sexual performance is an average.
I work at customer service for a phone company, I make 12 bucks an hour but that’s all I need. I live in a small apartment on a quiet street I don’t go out too much I like to watch TV I cant afford a car I use public transportation I don’t mind I read till I reach my destination sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book the amount of money I save, this shit is off the hook
And I’m not very good with the women I’m a pretty shy person and I’m average looking last time I had sex was in 2003 and I’m ashamed to admit it but it wasn’t free
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I get nervous in social situations Mutha Fucka. I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I get constipated once a month Mutha Fucka. I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mutha Fucka. I’m just a regular everyday normal guy..and I get scared when I go see da dentist.
I’m da “Pauly Shore” of everyday life easily forgettable and I’m not very liked I have an “According to Jim” personality I’m as entertaining as a fuckin’ STD
If you wanna mess with me I think you probably can because I’m not confident and i am weak for a man I’ll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in da back, yeah honestly I probably wont fight back And I don’t have any friends that would back me up My friend Steve would but he doesn’t look very tough.
Steve - “You want some of this bitch?”
If you rarely get laid put your hands up If you’re not well paid put your hands up If you got a pet cat put your hands up and if you got a bad back put your hands up
Jon - “I hurt my back 2 summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it just not da same …you know it… it gets pre…It gets pretty sore!”
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…My parents are really nice people Mutha Fucka. I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I’m somewhat afraid of heights Mutha Fucka. I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I like da show greys anatomy Mutha Fucka. I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…and I’m pretty good at making paper planes.
Steve - “I could do this all day! I could do this all day! I could do this all day!”Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
