I love your hair, your smile, your clothes I love your fat, abnormal large toes ...
I love your hair, your smile, your clothes I love your cankles and your elephant nose I love your freckles and your eyes Don't forget about her thunder thighs
Girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven It hurt, she landed on her face Girl, I need to put you on my "to do list" Or my hit list, whichever really works If you were a booger I'd pick you first Well I'd lick you first
Girl, you're everything I (don't) want You're everything I (don't) need Without you I can barely (finally) breath
You're so fat You got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack Not even Clinton would sleep with you When trucks back up they beep like you And no one wants to be with you I never want to see you again
You're like the elephant man It looks like you seriously stopped a van with your face Your face is like the sun Yep, it burns my retinas You have beautiful puppy dog eyes Maybe you should go to the vet
You smell like a pig and you look like a fish If you were a cow I'd put you right on a dish You're crazy like a monkey you belong in a zoo If you were a horse I'd turn you right into glue
Your eyes are like a pond in which the fish of beauty swim You have a mustache like my dads, you really need a trim All I really wanted to say Is I love (hate) youTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.