Gather round ye people and mind you listen well. I got an epic tale to tell you From the land from Tamriel*. I was traveling north of Cyrodil** In the province of Skyrim***. I had just arrived in Whiterun****, and that's where i met him. Well, to me he looked like just another guard walking down the street But to him, it seemed I stuck right out like a bald Khajit*****. And he walked right up to me with a look of nostalgia in his eye. He said ,,we are not so different... ...you and I" Then he said,
Ref. ,,I used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow in the knee! (???????) Just ask any of my fellow guards- They'll tell you that it's true That I took an arrow in the knee!"
Well he told me he is on duty, so he couldn't stay to chat. someone stole a sweetroll****** and he investigation that. I said ,,Don't let me hold you up, sir" And then we parted ways. I mumbled to myself, ,,This is looking like one of those days.'' I was feeling kind of tired. Decided to head right for the inn. But I'd never been here before. Didn't know what direction it was in. I walked up to another guard, and asked him where i could find a bed. he looked at me, then he smailed, and then he said...
Ref. ,I used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow in the knee! Just ask any of my fellow guards- They'll tell you that it's true That I took an arrow in the knee!" An arrow in the kneeeeeeeeeeee! An arrow in the kneeeeeeeeeeee!
The first one was kind of random, but now i was freaking out. i was thinking I should run away, or use a dragon shout. I was starting to calm down, and that's when I looked up and saw... another guard coming right toward me! That's when I said, ,,FUS RO DAH!"******* well in retrospect... that turned out to be not the greatest plan. Now I'm sprinting for the stables- Running as fast as I can, But it's just my luck- the stablemaster knows how to use a bow, now he's aiming for my legs! oh noooooooooooooo!
(Skyrim main theme on electric guitar)
Ref. ,I used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow in the knee! Just ask any of my fellow guards- They'll tell you that it's true We've all taken arrows in the knee! An arrow in the kneeeeeeeeeeee! An arrow in the kneeeeeeeeeeee! (so very painful!) x2
*Tamriel- kontynent w grach z serii The Elder Scrolls **Cyrodiil- Największa prowincja Tamriel ***Skyrim- górzysta, ośnieżona i malownicza kraina, położona na północy kontynentu. ****Whiterun- Jedno z pierwszych miast do których udajemy się w grze. *****Khajit- Jedna z Ras zamieszkujących Tamriel, podobna do kotów ******sweetroll- słodkie bułki bardzo lubiane przez dzieci w Skyrim *******FUS RO DAH- smoczy krzyk nieugięta siła.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
