Last night at the bar it was karaoke night Yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright They got big margarita pitchers, two-for-one (yum-yum) They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun When I signed up, I was ready to go But they didn't call my name for an hour or so Damn if they didn't make me wait too long I was in no kind of shape to sing a Jon Bon song
Too drunk to karaoke Too drunk to karaoke If you keep on drinking, you're gonna be Too drunk to karaoke, just like me Too drunk to karaoke Too drunk to karaoke
Well, the place got rocking, temptation was strong All the pretty girls kept a egging me on Well, I shoulda kept my flip-flops glued to the chair But no, I jumped right up and slicked back my hair
Too drunk to karaoke Too drunk to karaoke
Well you can sing in the shower 'til you sound real good You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand You better pace yourself, son, if you wanna have fans
Too drunk to karaoke Too drunk to karaoke (play it, boys)
If you ask me, hell, I killed that song When I looked around, everybody was gone Except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage You're too drunk to karaoke, that's what they told me You're too drunk to karaoke, how can that be? You don't have to be good, don't have to be refined You just have to be a legend in your own mind Don't have to rehearse, or even sing on key Just prove that theory of drunkativity
Too drunk to karaoke Too drunk to karaoke (look at me!) You're too drunk to karaoke Just like me Too drunk to karaoke (That's what I'm talking about)Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
