George (spoken): Uh, I've got something I need to get off my chest.
Jason (spoken): You do?
George: Hey dude, we've been best friends for a really long time now. (Jason: Yeah, dude!) And there's something I need you to know... (Jason: Ok.) Remember that time we were surfing, and I almost drowned? (Jason: Hehehehe hey, yeah!) And you dragged me to the beach and performed CPR?
Well, no homo, but that's the day I fell in love with you. No homo, but that's the day I knew you were mine. Looking into your eyes made me realise, No homo, but your lips touching mine changed my life.
Jason (spoken): Bro! Are you saying what I think you're saying?
George (spoken): ...uh, i think so...
Jason: Yeah dude, I totally get what you're saying (George: You do?) And I've been wanting to tell you for so long (George: You feel the same way, do you?) You remember that time at Disneyworld, when I ate that giant turkey leg? (George: Yeah!) And then I started choking, until you came along? (George: Yeah, I came!)
Well, no homo, but that's the day I fell in love with you (George: We're so not gay!) No homo, but that's the day I knew we were right (George: We were right!) Your body pressed into mine somehow didn't cross the line (George: Psh, why would it have?) No homo, but that day changed my life.
Both: The outside world might see us as gay But bro, we swear we're not We're just two bros chilling out And I think you're really hot/awesome
Jason (spoken): Hold on, wait, go back, what was that?
George (spoken): Eh-- what? Um... I'm...doing the robot?
Jason (spoken): I didn-- I didn't... What i didn't hear you.
George (spoken): I'm gonna smoke some pot?
Jason (spoken): That's, cool.
George (spoken): Mhm.
Jason: Snuggling with you under the covers... No homo.
George: Spooning with you, just like we're lovers... No homo.
Jason: Our lips touch for a minute or two but... Psh, no homo!
George: Yeah! It's ok with me if it's ok with you!
Jason: It totally is!
Both: No homo! Let's buy an apartment together! No homo! Let's save money by sharing a bed! Looking into your eyes made me realise That I love you more than you could ever know ...my bro... No homo!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
