Hey Harry Potter What's it's like to be an orphan Who was raised under the stairs But magically you started morphin Me into A dork whose read all about you And Hogwarts too
Hey Harry Potter It's not fair to use a spell To make a grown man read a child's book And purchase all your movies Don't you know I camped at Barnes and Noble store Wearing a robe
Oh it's what you do to me Even though I'm 33 I'm obsessed now can't you see Named my child Hermione Even though it's a he
Hey Harry Potter Now my life is getting hard Because my wife left me right after I tattooed a lightning scar Right on my head And told her she looked like Hagrid When she's naked
Hey Harry Potter I've got o so many questions If I ever were to meet you Like do you have good suggestions For myself On how to dress me like an elf Or could you help
Oh it's what you do to me Put the sorting hat on me Give me grotesque bertie beans I'll devour them with glee
I've got your posters on my door And sweat shirts that say Gryffindor Lost all my friends cause they all think I'm gay I took my wand and grabbed a broom and snuck into the ladies room The invisibility cloak didn't work that day One lady slugged me with her purse I said I was under the imperius curse they did not believe me and the police came And you're to blame
Hey Harry Potter Now I'm missing you and jonesing Seven years and now you're done with school And Mrs. J.K. Rowling says you're threw But I'll never be threw with you I'll do whate're you tell me too Stalk Daniel Radcliffe, yes it's true Rupert Grint, too
Oh it's what you do to me You, and Ron and Hermione I'm pathetic can't you see But I wouldn't change a thing I'm down with Harry P.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
