"In 1314, an order of troubadour knights were sent to Merlan by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the UK Metal underground. Today, still wanted by the Pope, they survive as minstrels of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them - maybe you can hire: Jaldaboath"
Riding forth like in a dream We'll solve all your ills or change your regime To call Jaldaboath, just give a scream There's none more extreme (duh duh duh) Midsummer knight's Wet Dream (dun d-duh duuuh) Maybe you can hire the "J" team!
Fresh out of Merlan, the Oubliette of darkness Jaldaboath - the Templars of Doom Minstrels of fortune ride into the sunset, Ready for hire - reputations exhumed
Riding roughshod through the turnpikes and toll booths Highway men scarper when they hear the thundering hooves Dick Turnip's men are nowt but rapscallions Money or your life' - I'll give it to your wife
Coming to save your castle from a sieging Stop on the way to do a bit of wenching Unsheathe the sword and do a bit of thrusting Bleeding the plebs (whatever that means...)
Riding on horse-back screaming like wild beasts, Jaldaboath slay their foes from west to east. Bones they are a'crunching 'neath the mace of doom Skulls they are smashed - we're gonna get you all!
We're coming to save you (if you have the cash) Always lay waste to and turn your foes to ash Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa. |
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