You fucking promised me 72 virgins when I blew myself the fuck up!
So I went into a bar – took many lives
Some of them deserved it
And some of them did not
It was an illusion to live a life of hatred
And rampant celibacy

What am I supposed to do with this ninja? (Mohammed never told me)
What can you say to a female post-box? (They’re not much good for conversation)
I don’t know!

When all the things you were promised
Turned out to be lies
I used to cut holes into the bottom parts of my teddy bears
Hiding the fact that I was just a scared little man
That liked fucking my hand
Allah didn’t see it
I made sure that I always used a dark room!

What do you tell all your friends when you’re dead?
Where do you go for a burger in hell?
Who do you turn to when Allah’s preoccupied?
How do you know that this is the end?

The previous verse had an incoherency
It doesn’t matter now ‘cause I’m a fucking ghost
How many busloads of children must my children kill?
You’d better give ‘em the pussy they all deserve!

What must I do now that my cock’s blown off?
Pussy’s no good to me anymore!
I can’t go to a brothel and fuck a whore
It sucks that the living get to have orgies – yeah!

(How did I fuck up so fucking bad?
It’s bad – real bad!
Ooh yeah, you like that, don’t ya!?)

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