In the past when your mother was with child she developed an unusual appitite! She took one look at MY beautiful garden and told your father that what she wanted more than anything in the world was my... Greens Green and Nothing but green! Parsley, Peppers, Cabbages, and Celery. Asparagus and Watercress and Fiddlefern and Lettuce. He said "Alright!" But it wasn't quite cause I caught him in the autumn in my garden one night! He was robbing me, Raping me. Rudding through arugaluga ripping up the Rampion MY CHAMPION, MY FAVOITE! I shoulda layed a spell on him right THERE! Coulda turned him into stone... or a dog... or a CHAIR! But I let him have the rampion, I'd lots to spare in return however I said fair is fair. You can let me have the baby that your wife will bare.. And we'll call it square. I thought I had been more than reasonable...but how was I to know what your father had also HIDDEN in his pocket! BEANS! BEANS! The special beans, I let him go I didn't know he'd stolen my beans! I was watching him crawl back over the wall when BANG! CRASH! And Lightening Flash - and well that's another story nevermind... Anyway at last the big day came, I made my claim. "Oh don't take away the baby!" They shrieked and screached but I did! And I hid her where she'll never be reached! Your father cried and your mother died. But for extra measure-I admit it was a pleasure- I said "Sorry I'm still not mollified" and I layed a little spell on them. You too son! That your family tree will always be a barren one! So...there's no more fuss and there's no more scenes and my garden thrives! You should see my nectarine! But I'm telling you the same I tell Kings and Queens Don't ever never ever mess around with my greens! ESPECIALLY THE BEANS!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
