Gangplank: You're gonna be swabbing the poopdeck after this
Miss Fortune: Heh, sure you can handle me, old man?
Gangplank: Oooooh, the name's Gangplank Tons of gold in the bank I'm usually plundering the booty But I'm giving yours a spank Strut all you want in those little high heels I can fend for myself while you require peels Make it rain? That's cute I think I actually felt a tickle But compared to my barrage Your rain is just a drizzle Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Hey MF, are you still salty that I went and shot yer mum?
Miss Fortune: Ha ha, I killed you once and I can do it again This time I'll make sure you get no help from your tentacle friend And by the way, thanks a lot for all these gold-filled barrels But aren't your skills supposed to put your enemies in peril? You must be feeling pretty lucky thinking I could lose the duel Good thing fortune doesn't favor such incompetent fools You're washed up, outgunned, two is better than one I've seen much, much bigger on a tiny Yordle, hun
Gangplank: Uh, um, well, uh, the water was, uh, cold, and uh... And like my boy Teemo says "Yeah, size doesn't matter!" At least I'm viable enough to help climb the ranked ladder My Parley hits so hard that it'll make your screen shatter Your champ's designed so bad it makes the client Bug Splatter I make people rage after they're laning with me AD, AP, tanky, either way it's GG How can you manage all the damage of my gun and scimitar? And try to run however far, you won't escape from my Arrrrr
Miss Fortune: What'd you say? It's hard to hear you from your island up top I hear your teammates only see you when you go back and shop And when my team decides to group up they can always count on me While yours on the other hand... (Where the fuck was GP?) I remember when they took you out of the game It was the best week of my life and everyone else thought the same
Gangplank: That really burned but that's K, I can just eat an orange Oh no, I messed it up, I don't know what rhymes with orange!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
