(shaggy) One time, the ICP with this shit for your boys to say "fuck yeah" to.yo J, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all that, drop a psyco beat and rap bald-headed fuck.
(Violent J) aw shit home boy you should have seen me I was drunk at the party drinking fifth of MD strait passed of on his mothers bed seven cans of brew going through my head dreamin', I was sippin' on faygo in my dope house and here comes a tornado,huh I can't run nowhere, cuz the whole damn house was spinnin through the air(damn!) and don't laugh just yet (and it bland my mother fuckin eyes)bet and here comes a three and a half foot pimp with a blue zoo suit and a mack daddy limp yo' i got a grip on my weapon cuz this midgit motherfucka and his boys are steppin (o my! look at the witch you crushed and killed that wicked old bitch) and they sayin that i'm doomed cuz i killed some ho that rides on a broom fuck this I'm goin back to where I stay and I'm walkin down the yellow-brick alleyway
(chorus) we're off to see the wizard sing along,sing along we're off to see the wizard
drop the motherfuckers all the way to del-ray
(shaggy) well go on motherfucker
(Violent J) now I'm roamin just like a basshead everybody know just where the alley lead and don't say you don't know, which way to go yo there go the scarecrow, I ain't playin this bullshit no mo' so I wip out the nigger-plate the double-four best tell my ass how to get back or i'll blow a straw out your fuckin head you wanna see the wizard? fuck ya I do gimmie off this pole and I'll come with you you know the wiz? yea its the road for him then he gave me on a 'gene now I bullet for him now me and the crow was walkin on bricks spittin and cusin and holdin our dicks thinkin "damn, this ain't how the movie goes I ain't seen one mutherfuckin rainbow" ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land, just what you thought there go the tin man how you get to the wizard? what the fuck?I ain't sayin shit 'til you oil me up I don't see any motherfuckin oil, bro oil me up with a fourty or redbull ha, just like the book said tin man was stumblin like a crackhead old ass rustin on metal but we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto (yea, yea, yea)
"somewhere over the rainbow" (Shaggy) fuck up, bitch(machine gun)damn!this ain't kansas ho this is southwest motherfuckin ghetto zone bitch so get yo stank ass up and you and toto get the fuck on
(Violent J) yea we've come a long way (drop the mother fuckers all way to del-ray) and I'm a wonderland story book tourist grippin that .44 we comin up to the forest anything could be out there lions, tigers, and maybe a bear hoods, hoodloms,and thieves oh my hoods, hoodloms,and thieves oh my hoods, hoodloms,and thieves oh my I'ma kick somebody in they fuckin eye don't fuck with me at a time like this I'll send out a bullet guaranteed won't miss so I just move and the hooks are flyin you've come and buck with the fuck lion i want rings, chains any kind of gold or what? or I'll let this nine unfold man,fuck this come back to Del-ray there you can rob mutherfuckers everyday crackheads, hos whatever can name catch all the rich ones come out the ballgame(yea) so finaly we was at the castle and with the guards we got no hastle they all just got the fuck out our way I guess even in oz they know of violent j (ungh, ungh, ungh)
(chorus)
yo where's the motherfuckin wizard stay? who wants to know? violent-psychopathic-j I want a word with him at gun point 'cuz there's no place like detroit
(Wizard) welcom to the wizards kindom the wizard of the ghetto as you say welcome to the wizards kingdom sorry motherfucker this where you stay scarecrow you ain't shit to me and the lion ain't but a snack for three tin man don't take me for a sucka i'll chew your ass up and spit bullets out mother fucker
(machine gun fires)
we let it rain seventy-nine slugs to his motherfuckin brain then I step back cool and calm because the tin man was dropin cluster bombs everybody know about car jackin so me and the fellas went home mackin jumped in a smooth ass ride drop top Geo says "wiz" on the side gripped back to the hood where we came from and that shit was fun next thing I knew I was back at the pary got up and was fixin to tell everybody but I just let it pass cuz I know they'll laugh at my drnk ass(ass ass ass) (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)
drop the mother fuckers all the way to del-ray(2x)
louder louder AND LOUDER (clapping)thankyou very much my next poem is very short one(clear throat) dismay dismay o how there's dismay in may (clapping)thankyou thankyou
and now poetry from our friend 2 dope (shaggy) fuck out of here man (clears throat) (blows and taps mic) is this thing on? (taps mic) (clears thoat) a beautiful butterfly was floating by it landed on my cheek just a smidgit from my eye I said to my little friend GET THE FUCK OFF ME BUG!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
