[Intro: Violent J] Aw yeah This is the story of Elly May Mike E Clark on the funk, bitch Woo Recognize It ain't Toby Keith, motherfucker Like that, like that Oh There she go now Hey, Elly May Oh yeah Well
[Verse 1: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope] Elly May is the southernest that I ever saw She has four youngins and her baby daddy is her pa She teach third grade but dropped out in the first And laughs like a donkey every time she curse Elly May sells neden, she's pimped by 'em all Business always sucks, but it's slowed to a crawl She used to have a beard that would tickle my balls But then shaved and revealed the worst mug I ever saw Elly named her belly Big Sweetie Priscilla When Elly hungry no smörgåsbord will fill her She walks on her knuckles like a damn gorilla An elephant gun to the face wouldn't kill her Elly May like to say she the pigtail queen You're probably thinkin' hair, but that ain't what I mean Elly May like to grub and roll in the mud And has a real pigtail right above her milk dud
[Chorus: Violent J] Elly May is a looker, and I sure do look So hot when I hit she make my hot dog cook So what's a fella gotta do to make her love me sweet Elly squeal and squeak when you suckle her feet Elly May has a way of making me feel fine Skeets my skeet about a thousand times I tried every way but can't make her say "I do" Unless I ask if she want another helping of food
[Interlude: Violent J] Bring it back, Mike!
[Verse 2: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope] Elly May got a crooked eye, in fact she got two They're both lazy, we call her googly goo But she can see the future and way in the past They're so crooked, when she cry, the tears fall out her ass Elly May gots a neden, bigger than a porpoise If you go down on her, better bring snorkels She make the house shake when she walk the halls Floor boards crack and out the roof dust falls Elly May's four teeth merged into just one She screams like a banshee when she bites her tongue You might even think Siren Head's on the loose But it's just crazy Elly with her monster tooth Next to Elly May's ass, people look like ants Two balloons smuggled in some yoga pants Plus her neden's hairy like a fuckin' Sasquatch I fingered her once, and I lost my watch [Chorus: Violent J] Elly May is a looker, and I sure do look So hot when I hit she make my hot dog cook So what's a fella gotta do to make her love me sweet Elly squeal and squeak when you suckle her feet Elly May has a way of making me feel fine Skeets my skeet about a thousand times I tried every way but can't make her say "I do" Unless I ask if she want another helping of food
[Interlude: Violent J] Yeah, I like that, I like that a lot What? No, we ain't done now Come on back with that, Mike Shit
[Chorus: Violent J] Elly May is a looker, and I sure do look So hot when I hit she make my hot dog cook So what's a fella gotta do to make her love me sweet Elly squeal and squeak when you suckle her feet Elly May has a way of making me feel fine Skeets my skeet about a thousand times I tried every way but can't make her say "I do" Unless I ask if she want another helping of food
[Outro: Violent J] Sure do look Hot dog cook Love me sweet Suckle her feet Me feel fine Thousand times Say "I do" Helping of food Yeah Mike, you a fool for this slappy bar shit Oh You should probably turn that up, right? What the fuck?Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
