(aka The Ballad of Kaos Jack)

This party is really lame
The kegs have all been tapped
There are still cans of shitty beer
But I'm not drinking that!
This room is filled with losers
The conversation is dull
Until I grab a can of beer
And chuck it at somebody's skull
Now things are exciting
Cans are flying through the air
One hits the T.V.
Glass and smoke are everywhere
I see some people bleeding
I heard that someone is dead
But I guess that that "can" happen
When you chuck beer at their head
They say that beer kills brain cells
Now I "can" see why. I am not a stoner
But this must beat getting high
When there is no more room in hell
The dead should all come here
Cuz we could save the world
With all these cans of shitty beer
When the night began
I thought things were dull
But that's before I saw a can
Get lodged in someone's skull
That was sooo amazing
That made this party great
But when his dad gets home
I'm sure he will be quite irate
Oh shit! Here he comes
He's lookin' kinda pissed
So I chuck a beer right at his head
But woops I fuckin' miss
That just made him angry
Why can't he take a joke
Now I'm on the ground
With his hands around my throat

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