The enemy is planning a huge attack The time is now there's no turning back You roll the dice you cast your spell But danger is approaching And things aren't looking so well Your armor is forged in steel The strongest in the game But they cook you with Dragon's Fire And armor don't beat flame You found a spell book But you are crispy and well done You suffer major damage And this battle has just begun Dungeon Humanity's mistake to underestimate Master To underestimate Supreme The pimpled nerdy kid Ruler A wizard in his prime Powering up to kill you faster Don't Fuck with the Dungeon Master Cuz you know who can bring the pain A world filled with Wizards Warlords and Orcs Elves, Hobbits and Halflings of all sorts Fantasy and 20 sided die Fuck with the Dungeon Master He'll turn your giants into mice
Truth seeker: "I call upon the sword of truth. What sayethe you Wizard oh wise one?"
Wizard: "Well, one should not meddle in the affairs of Dragons if you get crispy and taste good well done. Ha ha Never stand in the way of a dragon's flame and remember It's the Dungeon Master who rules this game!" Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa. |
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