[ALL] We're the cousins Who ruled over dozens [KING GEORGE V] King George [TSAR NICHOLAS II] Tsar Nick [KAISER WILHELM II] Kaiser Billy
[ALL] When the century started We could hardly be parted But that was all before The frightful First World War
[KING GEORGE V] I'm King George And when young I forged An alliance with these two Through Queen Vic we were related Check out the world power she created
[TSAR NICHOLAS II] I'm Tsar Nicholas With George mischievous Swapped uniforms at posh do's We looked like twins, had matching beards Right royal family, if a little weird [KING GEORGE V] Drove advisors round the bend [GEORGE V & NICHOLAS II] Till all that friendship had to end
[ALL] We're relations Crowned by our nations [KING GEORGE V] Great Britain [TSAR NICHOLAS II] Russia [KAISER WILHELM II] and Germany
[ALL] When our governments fell out Peaceful relations put in doubt Conditions perfect for The frightful First World War
[KAISER WILHELM II] I'm Kaiser Wilhelm I kind of felt a bit Left out by the rest They had beards, I only had a moustache Feared my withered arm gave me less panache
I loved the military Thought at diplomacy I would be the best [GEORGE V & NICHOLAS II] We sent telegrams, hoped to stop the bombs But they weren't worth the paper they were written on [KAISER WILHELM II] I called England mad March hares [KING GEORGE V] You didn't help avert war there
[ALL] Now all leaders That all succeed us [KING GEORGE V] Great Britain [TSAR NICHOLAS II] Russia [KAISER WILHELM II] Both against me
I was in charge of German troops [GEORGE V & NICHOLAS II] But you proved to be hopeless, oops [KAISER WILHELM II] The commanders they ignored In the frightful First World War
[KING GEORGE V] My family ties embarrassing, our kinship now a hassle I changed my German surname to Windsor like the castle Then Russian Revolution came Nick said [TSAR NICHOLAS II] "Help me, mate!" [KING GEORGE V] I couldn't support him Had to leave him to his fate
[TSAR NICHOLAS II] Execution! Oh
[ALL] And then the war was no more [KING GEORGE V] We won! [KAISER WILHELM II] We lost [TSAR NICHOLAS II] Call it a score draw
[KING GEORGE V] I was the only one left in charge [KAISER WILHELM II] I ran away but still at large [ALL] And all this frightful war could do Was set up World War Two [GEORGE V & NICHOLAS II] Which was us against you
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