[Elizabeth I] Anyone whose lived around These parts, or ever knew'd us Is well aware that you Should never mess with the Tudors
My granddad, Henry Seventh He beat King Richard That's him pictured Defeating the Tyke He liked his name so much that To keep alive his memory He called his own son Henry What was he like
Everyone said Henry The Eighth was a baddy I have to agree Even though he was my daddy [Henry VIII] Just popping out to chop some wives!
[Both] Cos we're Tudors Britain's biggest feuders And just like barracudas We kill with methods foul Tudors Each enemy a Judas At least we're not as rude as Simon Cowell
[Henry VIII] My reign was quite notorious I liked to hunt and slaughter [Elizabeth I] But then you had a daughter Mary was her name [Henry VIII] It was a son I wanted So I divorced her mother [Elizabeth I] Then wife two had another [Henry VIII] A girl? Not again! [Elizabeth I] Oi! That's me you're talking about!
[Both] Tudor Superior to you, duh [Henry VIII] Who followed me as ruler? [Elizabeth I] Best not to ask
[Henry VIII] It must have been my laddie [Elizabeth I] Yes sickly little Eddie Was ill and soon got deady [Henry VIII] And who came next?
[Elizabeth I] Your daughters then took over First came Bloody Mary My sister's rule was scary So all hail me
[Both] Tudors The history books reviewed us As nutters and big bruisers Who kill and cull
[Elizabeth I] I never had an heir So our reign ended there [Henry VIII] We my not have been fair [Both] But we were never dullTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
