[Teacher] So Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table set in search of the Holy Grail. Now, on the way, they encountered numerous adven-- [Police officer] I've heard enough, teacher! [Teacher] What's going on?! [Police officer] I'm arresting you for disseminating falsehoods to young children. [Teacher] What, you mean... [Police officer] Lying. Telling fibs. You see...
[Police officer] Everything your teacher says Is proved to be a fable There never was an Arthur, Nor the Knights, nor a Round Table The Lady of the Lake was just A made-up story too I hate to disappoint you all But it's not true!
It's not true! Teacher, though you jibber You're such a great big fibber There was no Exca-li-bur
[Teacher] Galahad? [Police officer] No such lad. [Teacher] Lancelot? [Police officer] Lance-not. [Teacher] Guinevere? [Police officer] Dear, oh dear. [Merlin] Look at me, I'm real enough! [Police officer] Not true Merlin, disappear There were no wizards, so it's clear That it's not true
[Teacher] While we're on the subject I'm afraid I must confess Though Dick Turpin was a highwayman He never owned Black Bess And Tutankhamun's tomb Was never hit by any curse There never was a dragon slain by George It gets worse
Pirates never made their victims Walk the plank on ships Sir Walter Raleigh wasn't first To bring back spuds or chips [Police officer] Robin Hood and Marion A made-up story too Outlaws out in Nottingham? It's not true!
It's not true Teach you're such a liar Your pants are catching fire There never was a Friar Tuck
[Teacher] Viking's hat? [Police officer] No horn on that. [Teacher] King Alfred's cake? [Police officer] Big mistake. [Teacher] It never fried? [Police officer] The old books lied
Frankly I deplore ya I hope these kids ignore ya Cause in fact Queen Victoria Never said "We are not amused"
[Queen Victoria] Your children think I said what? [Teacher] They think you said "We are not amused", Your Highness. [Queen Victoria] Really? That's quite funny, isn't it?
[Teacher and police officer] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha It's not true, it's not true It's not true, it's not true It's not true, it's not true It's not true!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
