Fairy cakes, baby ducks, warm winter mittens Snowflakes on puppies and cute cuddly kittens One of these might be your favourite thing But not me, it's scary that makes me go zing! Hee-hee-hee!
Smallpox and scurvy and fatal diseases Lesions and lurgy, I like to hear wheezes Of bogies and poo I just can't get enough Yes, that's just a bit of my favourite stuff
Scary, hairy Things that go bump in the night Slimy, grimy I love all that stuff that gives you a fright! Boo!
Emperor Vitellius being dumped in Rome's sewers Brandings with iron for Tudor wrong-doers Aztecs with thousands of skulls on a rack Amateur executions - hack, hack, hack, hack!
Pharaohs all buried with their bottom-wiper Roman deodorant made from a viper Burke and Hare stealing from Edinburgh's graves Yes, these are a few of my personal faves
Creepy, weepy Do I prefer pustules or boils? Hmm Spooky, kooky Some of my best friends look like gargoyles!
William the Conqueror's exploding body A gutsy performance, a funeral most oddy Ivan the Terrible stealing a bishop's togs Sewed him in bear skins and let out the dogs
When I'm feeling just a bit mis Standing at death's door I simply remember what makes people barf And then I just laugh loads more
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hee-hee-hee-hee!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
