A gorgeous Georgian lady Is quite a sight to see For some splendid beauty tips Pay attention, listen to me
White is beautiful, dear ladies Smear your face with paint of lead Never mind the lead had made The men who mixed it ill or dead
Take some silk of red or black Cut a circle or a cresent Stick it on your face to cover Smallpox scars, it's much more pleasant
Shave your eyebrows clean away Take a trap and catch some mice Make false eyebrows with the mouse skin, Stick them on, you'll look so nice
Next you need a monster wig If you want to look real smashing Once your wig has reached the roof Then you'll be the height of fashion
Decorate your lovely hairpiece Use the feathers of a parrot Add some ribbon, fruit, and flowers From your ear then hang a carrot
Make your face look soft and chubby Pack your mouth with balls of cork, Hang your false teeth in the middle Hope you don't choke when you talk
Now you've followed my advice Last of all you need a fan Flutter it, oh so demurely Then you're sure to bag your manTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
