[Mollymauk Tealeaf] [Spoken] Ha! How do I want to do this? [Rapped] Roll up for this freakshow At the Carnival Commedia A book lover with more issues Than an encyclopedia It's the devil who can't remember 'Gainst the man who can't forget My amnesia's anesthesia Ooh! You stink of your regrets Throw raps from 60 feet away You weedy wizard wussy Then go mind-meld with Frumpkin You're used to being a pussy Your body's got the hit dice Of a biscuit dunked in tea CritRoleStats says you go down more Than the Ruby of the Sea I'm flamboyantly fabulous Universally adored If I could cast Find Familiar I'd just summon Gilmore No foe I can't surmount This carnal carnie can't keep count I make the continent quake Ooh, I'm such a Wildemount I'm altruistic, hedonistic Love to get in trouble quick I'm a moral Golden Compass You're just a Subtle Prick You're restrained and I'm loud You're ashamed and I'm proud You're so washed up Yet you smell of Stinking Cloud
[Caleb Widogast] [Spoken] Ja, okay Oh, it's my turn! Wunderbar! [Rapped] Ah, the devil's been defanged With a DC of Elf (Eleven!) I barely felt that Mockery Guess he only hurts himself Transmute that dung to silvertongue Here's a whetstone for your whit Even Comprehend Language Can't decode your bullshit (Sheiße!) You're far from Prince Charming More like a royal pain A clown with a Crown of Madness Long may he reign No net under your high wire If you fight me, light your own pyre Roll Wisdom Saves after every line 'Cause my lyrics are so fire You're in my Cat's Paw, little peacock And you'll never be free If you were as clever as you thought you were You'd be... me My cortex is colossal It gives Mind Flayers indigestion I'm a pissed Fritz Army Knife With answers to every question A brain with an arcane cannon Cranking up my Think Tank 'Bout to take a donation from this Bloodhunter blood bank You got spanked (Danke schön!) My Glove of Blasting starts to itch I have a sorcerer's apprentice You can be my bitch
[Mollymauk] I don't need to Maledict I just blind you with rage Did Jester write your story? You're a dick on every page You're a Fiend, Caleb So let me switch to Devil's Tongue [Demonic voice] Suck my devil dick! [Normal voice] That means "I won"
[Caleb] You dress like you've been Faerie-Fired From dusk 'til dawn Try and hide You'd need a pride parade for leprechauns (Potato!) Shine bright, you narcissist Wearing your dragon carpet I fire attention-seeking missiles And you're always the target
[Mollymauk] Here's morals from the devil You're so poor in humanity Which is more broke: Your coin purse, or your sanity? Your own mind is your dungeon Karma's the final boss Cast Alarm around your conscience It'd never go off No scroll that you stole Can help you hold or control fate You sold your dirty soul More controversial than Bowlgate Don't burn your Tiefling brother I Rebuke in an instant If your family were Tieflings They'd have been Fire Resistant
[Caleb] Ooh! Your life is in the cards Mollymauk, don't tempt me Let me read your future Oh, it just says "Empty" You always want to one-up Your last show was your best Fjord swallows swords So you take a glaive through the chest Your grave wants you back There'll be no hope of detection And I'm saving Counterspell For your next resurrection Now, do me a favor And expose that purple back This whole verse set you up for a -
[Nott the Brave] SNEAK ATTACK!
Mama's home, kids I'll turn you shits into knitting Ask the Manticore how good I am At babysitting You're first, Ram Horns Gonna mince you like mutton Then I'll have to steal myself 'Cause I'm cute as a button I'm NOTT DRUNK I Rogue best when I'm slammed How will you hit me When I don't know where I am? Dropping bombs like Cricks Leavin' Molly in the wreckage If you're still alive You can reply to this --
[Spoken] I failed my Con Save
[Caleb] Ja, okay, we're done here... Good game, Molly
[Nott] NO, I CAN TAKE ALL THREE OF HIM!
[Caleb] Time for a short rest, ja?
[Nott] I roll to investigate his arsehole
[Caleb] I don't know what that meansTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
