Gonna take Crapper to the Old Town Road I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
I shoot Force damage from the back Got that Agonizin' Blast Heart is mighty black I can Blink out in a flash Fjord Explorer is on course For Uk'otoa's source Throw that slopdolly away Like my Harvest Close Trebuchet
7 Wisdom can't save nothin' My Wisdom can't save nothin' 7 Wisdom can't save nothin'
DROP IT LIKE IT'S HEAT METAL
When the kettle starts whistlin' Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's Heat Metal When the Nein getting attitude Brew another pot Brew another pot Brew another pot When the leaf's getting low Decompose some rot Decompose some rot Decompose some rot Cast Calm Emotion, I'm pouring Earl Grey Throwing shade cause it's nice It's a sunny day
STAN'S SENDING
And even if I could Xhorhas is grey Got a dick pic on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad It's not so bad
Essek, are you poopin'? I hope that sent Please. Teleport. Across. Continent? Sending's really hard, only twenty five words Hey, do you float when dropping turds?
SMUT SHOP
Flashback to Zadash, Caleb's got 20 gold in his pocket Episode Eleven, looking for smut, this is wunderbar
In Chastity's Nook like: Ja, I've got a big brain Only turn on, get my learn on again Straightforward smut? That's no titillation This bookworm squirms for Edubation
Ache for archives, hard facts are fun Nations rise and kingdoms come ‘Courting of the Crick', finger deep in the page So many references, make a Constitution save
Six… Scheisse, that glossary is immense
TANKA'S PARADISE
As I Rage through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my Nein free of Concentration Checks Our casters are blasting and lasting an age Cause I keep all the baddies in my Sentinel cage
Ain't spendin' no hit dice Living in a Tanka's paradise Ain't spendin' no hit dice Living in a Tanka's paradise
BEATDOWN MONK
Beatdown, Monk you up Beatdown, Monk you up Pop pop Beatdown, Monk you up Beatdown, Monk you up
MAMA SAID NOTT YOU OUT
I'm gonna knock you out Mama said knock you out
WILD WILDEMOUNT
Wild Wildemount CRITROLEWIKI Wild Wildemount Wild Wildemount Gettin' Twiggy with it Wild Wildemount
FRESH MYTHS OF EXANDRIA
In old Exandria, Arcanum Age Primodrials kicked from the Material Plane Deities maxing, relaving all cool ‘Til Ghor Dranas was built from Betrayer God rule
The Chained Oblivion wasn't Lawful Good Started making trouble in the Prime Hood They got in one Calamity, Ioun got spared, said Divergence ends divine warfare
Pulled out of the realm, put up Divine Gate And yelled to the mortals: Go home! Scry you later Looked at their kingdom, they were finally there To sit on their throne and answer some prayersTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.