RAM Dad says "Act your age." You heard the man, it's time to rage!
ALL Blast the bass, turn out the light Ain't nobody home tonight!
RAM Drink, smoke, it's all cool. Let's get naked in my pool!
ALL Punch the wall and start a fight! Ain't nobody home tonight!
KURT His folks got a water bed. Come upstairs and 'rest' your head.
RAM Let's rub each other's backs while watching porn on Cinemax!
ALL The folks are gone, it's time for big fun! Big fun! We're up till dawn having some big fun! Big fun! When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet, it's big fun! Big fun!
VERONICA Okay, okay, so it's lime, then salt, then shot?
HEATHER MCNAMARA No, it's salt, then -
HEATHER CHANDLER You're doing it wrong!
VERONICA Wait, really? 'Cause I feel great.
HOT GUY Veronica, you're looking good tonight!
VERONICA Woah. A hot guy smiled at me, without a trace of mockery!
ALL Everyone high as a kite, ain't nobody home tonight!
VERONICA Stoned, zoned, I should quit... Hey, is that weed? I want a hit.
ALL Fill that joint and roll it tight, ain't nobody home tonight!
VERONICA Dreams are coming true when people laugh but not at you! I'm not alone! I'm not afraid! I feel like Bono at Live Aid!
ALL The house is ours, it's time for big fun! Big fun! Let's use their showers, that sounds like big fun! Big fun! Crack open one at only face
VERONICA I that that's what they call "third base."
ALL Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!
VERONICA That actually looks like
ALL Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!
KURT All right, people, listen up! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?
RAM Gonna make 'em go Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!
ALL Big fun! Big fun!
HEATHER DUKE Way to show maturity!
ALL Big fun! Big fun!
HEATHER DUKE Quit it jackass, get off of me!
ALL Big fun! Big fun!
VERONICA Yo! Ram! Emergency! I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence!
RAM I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you!...
VERONICA You okay?
HEATHER DUKE I didn't need your help.
VERONICA Aw, thanks for the finger, Heather, but I don't need to vomit right now.
ALL The party's hot, hot, hot. It's time for big fun! Big fun!
KURT You need a jello shot!
ALL We're having big fun! Big fun!
HEATHER CHANDLER Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh.
HEATHER DUKE Here comes the Cootie Squad. We should -
HEATHER CHANDLER Shup up, Heather.
HEATHER DUKE Sorry, Heather.
HEATHER MCNAMARA Look who's with her -- Oh, my God!
ALL THREE HEATHERS Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!
VERONICA I can't believe you actually came.
MARTHA It's exciting, right? Excuse me, I want to say hello to Ram. I brought sparkling cider.
HEATHER CHANDLER Showing up here took some guts. Time to rip them out.
HEATHER DUKE Well, who's this pig remind you of? Especially the snout.
HEATHER CHANDLER Hah!
ALL THREE HEATHERS Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!
RAM Where the hell are those freshmen?
MARTHA Hi, Ram. I wasn't gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note...
RAM What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal.
There's no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?
KIDS Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang (x3) Diggety-dang-a-dang! The folks are gone, it's time for big fun! Big fun! We're up till dawn having some big fun! Big fun! So let the speakers blow, they'll buy another stereo. Our folks got no clue 'bout all the shit their children do. Why are they surprised? Whenever we're unsupervised, it's big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Whooo!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
