My eyes snap open, it's two o'clock I rip off my shirt, my pants, my socks Something's wrong but I don't know what
But then, I start to realize There's sweat trickling down my thighs And a fire between the mattress and my butt
It's too hot It's too hot in here I'm gonna fall out of my chair If I have another ice cold beer
I forgot How much it sucks to sweat in bed I don't wanna drink your iced tea I think I'll take a bath in it instead It's too hot
Laying on the floor with my clothes off Silk boxer shorts and a wash cloth Are the only things I'll let touch my skin today
Spraying myself with an upside down air can Makin' out with the window fan Hoping the mailman doesn't look in today
It's too hot It's too hot in this town My will to live is melting And that's what's got me down
It's too hot And my state is on fire I'm an endothermic organism And that's why I perspire When it's too hot
The United Nations Says eleven thousand People die of hotness each year
But the burning sun It wants eleven thousand and one But it's not gonna get me, you hear
Sweating in my basement all alone Watching Hotness Prevails by thewinekone Sympathizing with my favorite YouTube star
How could anyone be so deranged And not believe in climate change When it's 102 in Montana in the dark?
It's too hot And I'm doing a funny dance 'Cause I went and got some ice cubes And I put them in my pants
It's too hot It's too hot in here I'm probably gonna pass out But please pass me my beer It's too hotTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
