Here's a story about a boy named Jerry Got slaughtered then got real leery In the pub he acted absurd Then came home to a boxer's bird So he got knocked out, Faced swelled up like a rainbow trout His girl found out the truth But he couldn't explain 'cause he'd lost a tooth
I wanna drink, drink, drink Smoke, fuck, fight I wanna shout and scream I wanna die I wanna be arrested I wanna be molested Oh, my head's in pain Next weekend let's do it again
An anecdote about a man named Clive Wasn't one to usually drink drive But after all he'd been for a snack And so it was a bit too far to walk back A month later and he's sitting in court For the two lives he cut short Manslaughter he's convicted For the pain that he inflicted
Spinning! My head is spinning Up, around, around and Down to the pub, up to the club My stomach's turning Oh, my body's burning Our liquid lives, this is how we all survive
Here's a story about a chap named Garf Drank four pints in a hour 'n' a half Though the night had just begun Because his local pub's open 'till one The next morning out in the country Hung over and on a hunt he Was still drunk and he pissed himself Fell off his horse and shot himself
Spinning! My head is spinning Up, around, around and Down to the pub, up to the club My stomach's turning Oh, my body's burning Our liquid lives, this is how we all survive
Have a drink, have a drink, have a drink...
Our liquid lives! (x8)
Drink! Smoke! Fuck! Fight! Our liquid lives! Our liquid lives! This is how we all survive!
Here's a story about a girl named Kate Got wasted and got date raped When they'd told the doctors she'd seen They found no chemicals in her bloodstream Well, nothing malicious But the alcohol level was suspicious When asked who'd hurt her Poor old Kate couldn't remember
Spinning! My head is spinning Up, around, around and Down to the pub, up to the club My stomach's turning Oh, my body's burning Our liquid lives, this is how we all survive
Drink! Smoke! Fuck! Fight!
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