[Chorus] Where is Zog? Where is Zog? Where is Zog? Where is Zog?
Where is Zog? Where is Zog? Where is Zog? Where is Zog?
[Verse 1] (Where is Zog?) A grizzled face from the days of my youth (Where is Zog?) Taught me to behave in a manner uncouth (Where is Zog?) How to kill child, how to raise dog Somebody tell me, where the hell is Zog?
[Verse 2] (Where is Zog?) Together we dove into oceans of war (Where is Zog?) Hacking and whacking through trenches of gore (Where is Zog?) Spewing death and hatred from a golden battle barge Wherever Zog is living I'm sure that he's living large You might also like Make a Child Cry GWAR The Price of Peace GWAR The Salaminizer GWAR On the world Scumdoggia, I first met General Zog On his way from burning the satanic synagogue Processions of his captive slaves were part of his great booty He took them to the emperor He always did his duty His battle cattle, bloated bleeding, simply put, spectacular! The lore of war, which he adored, was part of their vernacular I was one of many who begged to join his fell legion They wouldn't take just anyone, unless you were Norwegian!
[Chorus] Where is Zog? Where is Zog? Where is Zog? Where is Zog?
Where is Zog? Where is Zog? Where is Zog? Where is Zog?
[Bridge] I mounted the great porno-cow And became a Scumdog I ritually defiled myself And signed the captain's Log Finally brought before Zog He slathered me with piss Draining his bladder took several years And not did one drop miss And then his eyes fell upon mine There came a hellish glow It wasn't love or hate you see, it was Well, I don't know!
It was hard to win his praise, despite each bloody victory No matter how many I slew, he always was a dick to me Nothing suck-ceeds like suck-cess so I got straight to work Crushing babies, torching worlds and acting like a jerk The war we waged destroyed the suns and left the planets flattened Simply put, it was the worst thing that had ever happened And Zog, our leader glorious, sporting a great erection His battle skill was notorious, we always took direction
([Zog:] Huh? Hello, Oderus, it's me, Zog! Uh, you got some space shit on your windshield [babbling])
Zog, we searched the stars for you! Your counsel, we do crave We must crush the one called Syn And make his serfs our slaves
We've crossed the very universe Traversed the Great Starfield To find the one that we call Zog Is cleaning...our windshield?
[Zog:] Y'know, back in the day...You got any change? Space change? [Oderus:] Balsac! Lock plasma turret on target! [Balsac:] Is that, is that an order? [Oderus:] Oh, no, no, uh... More like a suggestion, heh [Balsac:] You can't just order me to do things. Just 'cause you're louder than me doesn't make you the boss [Oderus:] Uh, yeah, but, uh, you know, check it out [Zog:] Do you have any space change? [Balsac:] Oh. What's wrong with him? [Oderus:] (Sigh) He's fucked [Zog:] Argh! You got any change? Space change? [Oderus:] You think maybe you wanna go ahead and, uh, lock that plasma turret on target now? [Zog:] Yo! Your windshield needs a squeegie! [Balsac:] Yeah, I guess... I guess you're right [Zog:] You got a lot of bird shit all over it! Huh huh, it's my shit... [Balsac:] Locking plasma turret. On target [Oderus:] Thank you. Thank you [Zog screams]Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
