[Scroda:] GWAR, I bring forth the Portal Potty Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies Your turds have more power than mere human feces Let's use its great power to recover the pieces
[Portal Potty:] Hey! Hey, jackass! Yeah, you! You got to love me so good, baby! Yeah, yeah you can depend on me Depending on if my water's on If my pipe's unglogged Ahhh if you're water-logged Baby, I am the hole I am your toilet bowl I'll suck your soul, baby Just pay...just pay my shitty toll! Ahhhh...
[Scroda:] Coated in shit, it gives all you desire Mystical doorway, swirling in mire We'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge It's a door through the Plane of Fudge
[Oderus:] So many times I have found you Still I always piss on the ground Now I know that I can use you I'm gonna stop fuckin' around If you need shit, baby, I got shit On that, you can depend I'll pump your stump, you fucking hump My crappy, crap-caked friend
[All:] The Portal Potty, a gift from the gods Let us pay it tribute and bury our wads
[Beefcake:] I think we know what it's all about Jiggle the handle, watch something jump out
[Slymenstra:] I am a woman and I have my needs You can never really know just when I'll start to bleed You need my egg, I need your seed But pray at the altar
[Oderus:] The toilet must feed!
[Toilet:] Yeah, I'll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree Just keep that fucking tampon away from me, baby
[Slymenstra:] Take in this world, it's so beautiful Filthy humans, you're all so full of it That which you can't stand, you can't understand Speak the mystic words And bring forth a turd You turn around into it And turn over to me
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[Oderus:] Cross the river, leave the abyss Give the seat of the toilet a kiss
[Beefcake:] Each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd
[Toilet:] Yeah! Here it comes, baby I'm dropping my load I ain't just on it, I am the commode! Ahhh!
[Scroda:] The power of the toilet must never be abused He must be plunged, he must be sponged, or carnage could ensue If a dead sheep was to clog him, who knows what could arrive Maybe it'll bring the Master, wouldn't that be a surprise?Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
