Hey now, Welcome to my house! Gonna have a barbeque and maybe i'll invite ya Gotta side of pork! Gotta side of creamy salad! Got a jar of cole slaw! and a case of lighter fluid! Oh My God! My arm's on fire! Somebody pass the dressing! Everybody remain calm, I'm a professional Quickly submerge the arm in mayonnaise.
Says Mr. Barbeque! Mr. Barbeque! Mr. Barbeque! Mr. Barbeque!
Hey, Thanks a lot Doc my arm's feeling great Oh, by the way, Could you pass the mouth watering pork rinds? Ok, I think it's about time for everybody's favorite pigs feet eating contest! Ready? GO!!! Well, it looks like it's last year's champion Mrs. Brown She's in the lead... No, wait! It's Mr. Brown Mrs. Brown, She's choking!!! AHHHHHH!
Mr. Barbeque! Mr. Barbeque! Mr. Barbeque! Mr. Barbeque!
Mrs. Brown is fine and now it's time to dine! Grab yourself a plate, the pork is really great! You know, you never can be too careful with those under cooked pork chops. You could get some disease, or worse yet You could get struck by lightning or drown in a kiddie pool So don't be a fool Be sure to take all the necessary precautions when having a barbeque!
Says Mr. Barbeque! Mr. Barbeque! Mr. Barbeque! Mr. Barbeque!
