Sung: For our information Just for illustration Tell us how you intend to run the nation
Rufus T. Firefly: These are the laws of my administration
No one's allowed to smoke Or tell a dirty joke And whistling is forbidden
Chorus: We're not allowed to tell a dirty joke
Hail, hail Freedonia
Rufus: If chewing gum is chewed The chewer is pursued And in the hooscall hidden
Chorus: If we choose to chew we'll be pursued
Rufus: If any form of pleasure is exibited Report to me and it will be prohibited I'll put my foot down, so shall it be This is the land of the free
The last man nearly ruined this place He didn't know what to do with it If you think this country's bad off now, Just wait 'til I get through with it
The country's taxes must be fixed And I know what to do with it If you think you're paying too much now Just wait till I get throught with it
*whistle*
I will not stand for anything that's crooked or unfair I'm strictly on the upper knot, so everyone beware If any man's caught taking graft, and I don't get my share We stand'im up against the wall and pop! Goes the weasel
Chorus: So everyone beware, you're stricken or unfair -------unless he gets his share
Rufus: If any man should come between a husband and his bride We'll find out which one she prefers by letting her decide If she prefers the other man, the husband steps outside We stand him up against the wall and pop! Goes the weasel
Chorus: The husband steps outside, relinquishes his bride They stand him up against the wall and take him for whiteTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
