Lawn needs some TLC, Miracle-Gro. I've mowed the whole yard, The sprinklers shall flow. My only desire Is to have the best lawn. Get up every day Just before the crack of dawn. Water the hydrangeas, Don't drown the roots. Prune all my hedges Of unwanted shoots. My gnomes are my passion, I hold them most dear. Gnome Almanac says That this is my year.
Home and garden Is my life. Fuck my kids, Fuck my wife. My lawn and my gnomes Are all that I need. Spent my life savings On every last seed.
That fucker Glenn down the street Is a prick. Flower beds wrapped with Artisanal brick. Fountains of imported White marble men. Sand gardens raked, He's achieved perfect zen.
Every day I'm taunted As he stands there in his grove, His topiary masterpiece. The rivalry unfolds. Lawn Fancy Magazine Has room for only one. My gnome-town will be centrefold, Glenn's glory days are done.
The judges Crown the winner. It's fucking Glenn. I'm done, this is the end. I cave in his head With one of my gnomes. His brains on my face, Now I'm in first place.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
