The winds of Hrothgar call to me...
Turn on the Xbox to be free!
I ground my son so I can play.
Now I'm in Skyrim every day.
And now it's daddy's turn to load up his save.

The sweetrolls and my drawer of cheese...
I do with Lydia as I please:
Installed some mods, she's on her knees,
But then they make the whole game freeze.

I try to find mods that make things cool,
Found one that turns dogs into trucks.
Want mods that let me have a big pool
Bikini chainmail, I'm no cuck!
Make all my dragons Lightning McQueen,
From Disney's Cars, you know the flick?
Some mods are weird, have you ever seen a Khajiit
Take Argonian dick?

Jarls are now all Hentai girls, tentacles in
Every hole, now the quest has broke.

Crippled in despair
By an inferior gaming machine,
The Xbox could not handle
My modding needs.
I went to Best Buy,
And told the Geek Squad to give me something
That could run O-Sex in 4K.
Now I can see Lydia's vagina.
Now I can fuck Alduin.
Now I am Dragonborn.
I am...
Fus Ro Dad

Stealing sweetrolls,
Shout at Grey Beards,
Summon Daedra,
Burning mudcrabs,
Fuck Lydia,
Kill Emperor,
Loot the Skyforge,
Be a werewolf,
Drown in skooma,
Don't shout indoors,
Iron dagger,
Sneak 100,
Speech at 0,
Overburdened,
Ride horse up cliff,
Kill some kid's dog

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