Well five thirty P.M. rolls around There’s a little old joint outside of town I only got time for a couple of beers And a jukebox song ringing in my ear
The next thing you know the bar tender’s pouring Shots are flowing, got me stoned man All I really know is that I should be going But I’m soaking up the moment
I’m all jacked up, all jacked up Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up Time sure flies when you’re all jacked up
It was getting mighty close to nine o’clock “What the hell, I’ll have one more shot” Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar Guess I mighta musta gone a little too far
‘Cause a big old girl walked outta the blue 10 foot 2 with a bad attitude Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth I guess I had it coming, I deserved the due
‘Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up Don’t start no stuff when you’re all jacked up
“Don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here” That’s what they said when I got my last beer Oh my God, it’s 2 o’clock I can’t find my keys and my truck’s locked
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window Hurt my elbow, got me in though Two foot later backed into the light pole All the town folk got a good show
All jacked up (All jacked up) All jacked up (All jacked up) Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up Don’t drive your truck when you’re all jacked up All jacked up (All jacked up) (All jacked up) Woo
One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up Don’t start no stuff when you’re all jacked up One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up
Don’t drive your car Don’t start no stuff in no bar Hell I wouldn’t even tell anybody where you are When you’re all
All jacked up (All jacked up) All jacked up (All jacked up) All jacked up (All jacked up) All jacked up (All jacked up)
