Big up to anyone who's been involved in care & community 'Cos it's the GLC back again With another rave anthem for you to feast on, ya bastards
I nick stereos, videos and TVs But when I'm feeling nice I helps cats out of trees I'm really nice but you don't know that Because I'll beat you up, cos you look like a tw@t
Nicked a car in the day, driving real fast Went out to Risca for a quick fcuking blast When I've finished my run, it's back home for buns With my mum and her mates, watching re-runs
By day I sells draw with my mates you see But at night I likes to watch romantic comedy I likes to watch Friends and Cheers and Frasier But during the day I might cut you with a razor
You know I likes hip-hop, you know there's no stopping But I gotta go, to take my nan out shopping During the day, I gotta clean the house But you knows I can sort you out with an ounce
If you see me in town, it's drug money I'm exchanging But when I'm at home, I'm mainly flower arranging I likes the yellow daisies and the red roses too But when I've finished that, it's back to sniffing glue
I watch TV in bed, it really is perfection Then I w@nks over my stamp collection 'Cos that's what I does when I gets home 'Cos the Queen's fcuking head gives me a big fcuking bone
You might be hard, even harder than me But I bet you can't look after a fcuking Bonsai tree Had a fight with some kids, and we kicked their as$ Then I took my kid sister to a ballet class
Every beating I does No matter how hard it is, no matter how many people I wreck up I always cleans up the blood off my hands and trackie afterwards, innit
Here we go, Benny Blanco
I lives up my nan's, I told you all before She's not very rich, in fact she's fcuking poor Not 'cos she blew it on fags and a blow But she's addicted to fcuking Bingo I takes her there every Tuesday night Then it's off to Voodoo's for a fight I picks her up around half-past four And then we goes home and smokes a draw My nan's wicked, she likes toking blow Sometimes we watches the Antiques Roadshow
I nick stereos, videos and TVs But that's what you do when you're in the GLC During the day I do the shopping for my mum down at Spar Just so I can borrow my dad's fcuking car When I goes out, I does a Ritzy's run And when I gets home, I cutches my mum
Sometimes I go shopping in Matalan's If the day's nice, I'll take both my nan's I push 'em round in a wonky old trolley Then I start to hit 'em with a brolly 'Cos you see I'm not nice all the time But when I smokes a mix I feels quite fine
On Saturday night I goes fighting in Cwmbran Then on Sundays I help my mum make some jam
At 6, I goes out for a drink and a fag By 8, I'm horned-up and I'm up for a shag By 10, I'm wrecked up and I pukes on my jeans At 12, I goes home to use the washing machine
Yeah you knows it, it's the fcuking GLC, Benny Blanco, fcuking Adam Hussein, you knows it, Fcuking Mike Balls, Raphael, innit
I nick stereos, videos and TVs My name is Mike Balls and I'm like a disease I'll fcuk up your insides and bring you down to your knees But when I threaten you with violence, I say thank you and please
Who's that man in the window pane He's looking really fcuking crazy, I think it's Adam Hussein He beat up loads of kids on their way home last night, Cooked up some dinner and was really alright I think he's not bad in his own kind of way But if he doesn't like your face he'll beat you up 'cos you're gay
I nick stereos, videos and TVs I love being a Clart, it's great to be me Get with us, be one of the GLC 'Cos you knows it's us that you wanna be Our crew is growing nearly every fcuking day So get with us and don't be a fcuking gay
I stack shelves at night, help my gran pay the bills But I gotta make sure that she takes the right pills Myra Hindley and Ian Brady, those two have got nothing on my old lady She's quite hard and she'll kick me in So I've gotta clean up the rubbish and put out the bin I got caught with the drugs, so now I'm in rehab And now I'm thinking of my nan in a prefab
My name is Mike Balls and it's true what they say I'm the hardest man in soccer violence around this way I beat 50 people up, I'm just fcuking insane I only visit my nan so she can polish my chain She gives me a tenner to get her the draw I don't know why she does 'cos I know she can score She goes into Ringland to a guy named Del And on Pension day she buys some fcuking Speed as well
...Took my gran shopping on Monday, Took my gran shopping on Tuesday, Took my gran shopping on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday Chilled on Sunday [repeats]Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
