Jeff Goldblum - Hiram [H] Brian Stokes Mitchell - LeRoy [L]
[L] At words poetic, I'm so pathetic That I always have found it best, Instead of getting 'em off my chest, To let 'em rest unexpressed, I hate parading my serenading As I'll probably miss a bar, But if this ditty is not so pretty, [ Both] At least it'll tell you how great you are.
[H] You're the top! LeRoy, [L] You're the Coliseum. You're the top! [H] Oh, baby, You're the Louvre Museum. You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss! [L] You're a Bendel bonnet, [H] A Shakespeare's sonnet, You're Mickey Mouse! (hahahahaha!)
[L] You're the Nile, You're the Tower of Pisa, [H] You're the smile [L] On the Mona Lisa I'm a worthless check, [H] A total wreck, [L] A flop! [ Both] But if, baby, I'm the bottom you're the top!
[H] You're the top, LeRoy! [L] You're Mahatma Gandhi, Hiram! [H] You're the top! [L] You're Napoleon Brandy. [Both] You're the purple light Of a summer night in Spain, [L] You're the National Gallery, [H] You're Garbo's salary, [Both] You're cellophane!
[L] You're sublime, You're a turkey dinner! [H] You're the time, LeRoy: Of a Derby winner! [L] I'm a toy balloon that’s fated soon to pop! [Both] But if, baby, I'm the bottom, But if, baby, I'm the bottom, You're the top! Ooh ! You're the top!
[L] You're an arrow collar [H] LeRoy, You're the top! You're a Coolidge dollar, [Both] You're the nimble tread Of the feet of Fred Astaire, [L] You're an O'Neill drama, [H] You're Whistler's mama! [L] You're camembert.
[H] You're a rose, You're Inferno's Dante, [L] You're the nose, On the great Durante. [H] I'm just in the way, As the French would say, [Both] "de trop"! But if, baby, I'm the bottom, But if, baby, I'm the bottom, But if, baby, I'm the bottom, You're the top!
[H] You're a Waldorf salad. [L] You're just the top! You're a Berlin ballad. [H] You're the boats that glide On the sleepy Zuider Zee, [L] You're an old Dutch master, [H] You're Lady Astor, [L] Baby, you're broccoli!
[H] You're romance, [L] You're the steppes of Russia, [H] You're the pants, (purr), on a Roxy usher, [Both] I'm a broken doll, a fol-de-rol, a blop, But if, baby, I'm the bottom, But if, baby, I'm the bottom, But if, baby, I'm the bottom, You're the top!
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