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She thinks in sitcoms
She dreams in soaps
I used to turn her on
Now I need a remote

I'm so bored with my TV girlfriend
I'm so tired of her glassy eyes
I'm so sick of the competition
The most kissable lips
The most lovable thighs
'Cause she has turned into a TV

She talks commercials
She fucks cheap porn
She's been cable-ready
Pretty much since the day she was born

Now she used to laugh
And she used to play
Now she's all alone
And hair's gone gray
And she says "Where have you gone?
What did you do?
I've been changing all the channels, but nobody looks like you"
And she says "Where have you gone?
What did you do?
I've been changing all the channels, but nobody looks like you"

And I said honey please
They don't make girls like me
On TV

She has turned into a TV
A TV

She says "I can't go on a date
'Cause my show comes on at nine"
And you can't plead
That you didn't read the signs
You can't plead
That you didn't read the signs
You can't plead
That you didn't read the signs

She has turned into a TV
A TV
A TV

I'm gonna pull the plug

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