G/Gillian Skoll/Johnlock: Gay or Just Queerbaiting? (Gay or European Parody)
There, right there! Look at the product in his hair Look how he knows gay underwear Look how he stares at John's empty chair Oh please, he's gay, totally gay
I'm not about to celebrate Every trait could indicate A totally straight expatriate Sherlock's not gay, I say, not gay
That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to assume that a man who knows perfume is automatically radically gay?
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks Look how he matches - down to his socks There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing. What are we seeing? Is this gay? Of course it's gay. Or just queerbaiting? Ahhhhhh...
Gay or just queerbaiting? It's hard to guarantee Is this gay or just queerbaiting?
Well, hey, don't look at me.
You see, they write their male roles Different in those charming British shows So they dress them in nice clothes It doesn't mean they will elope
Moriarty: Ugh, why don't you two just elope for god's sake? John: Impertinent. Sherlock: Offensive. John: Actually, would you mind? Sherlock: Not at all.
Gay or just queer coded? We'll see in a few short weeks And you bet we will be gloating When they kiss on live TV
Gay or just queerbaiting? Holmes is obviously gay And if I might add, it's clear that Watson Swings more than one way
Is this gay or just queerbaiting or?
There, right there! Look at him flirting with Irene Look at him kissing Janine That is a hetero human being Sherlock's not gay, I say no way!
That is the elephant in the room. Well, it is relevant to presume that a consulting detective who is automatically, radically, Ironically, chronically, Certainly, flirtingly, Genetically, medically gay? Officially gay, Totally gay gay gay gay
Sherlock: Sherlock is actually a girl's name.
Dammit! Gay or just queerbaiting? So swishy and so soft Is this gay or just queerbaiting? Any doubts I had are lost But there's definitely a difference Between couples and best friends Their bromance is the best And Sherlolly's sure to be addressed
Gay or just queerbaiting? I still can't crack the code Yes, they probably should be dating But Mofftis says, "Johnlock? No."
Gay or just queerbaiting? So many shades of gray But if he turns out straight- No.
Is this gay or just queerbaiting? Gay or just queerbaiting? Gay or just-
~ *Four* glorious season 4 Sherlock episodes later ~
The writers. You lying writers. People. I have a big announcement. I've been saying this for a while now, but This show is gay, it's not queerbaiting! I'm glad we've set this gay Now do you see how the leads are more than just best mates? We knew they'd soon be canon No matter what was said
I swear I never ever, ever saw this heading our way They are so gay I was lead astray By heteronormantivi...tay
Yes you were So if I may, I'm proud to say BBC Sherlock is Gay! (it's not queerbaiting) It's gay! (it's not queerbaiting) It's gay! (it's not queerbaiting) IT'S GAY!
Wow, okay, it's gay
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